Reasons I am a cat:

1. I sleep a lot, and in some very unlikely places
2. I like to be warm and can always find the central heating in any room (and am almost guarenteed to curl up next to it)
3. I dislike the rain
4. I hate swimming and only do it when absolutely necessary
5. I am fastidious and tend to tidy up after myself
6. I climb trees a lot
7. I purr when my hair is stroked
8. I like to be clean and tidy
9. I'm good at recovering my composure
10. I can be found curled up in some unlikely places
11. I tend to have good balance
12. If anyone is tossing a ball to and fro, I will be following the movement with my eyes
13. I am independent
14. I like to fall asleep curled up on people