Attack of absent-mindedness no. 10028774

Ye gods, I'm absent-minded.....
This is quite embarrassing, but I just have to share it.

I was paid £300 in cash by work, since their cheque bounced. Not feeling safe carrying this much cash down to the bank, I took £100 to pay into the bank and concealed the other £200 around my room (to foil the burglars that were going to turn up and pinch it all).

I have subsequently forgotten where I hid it.....

Admittedly I've located some. The rest.....pfft. God knows. It's going to take me ages to find it all.